Having a baby is a pretty massive thing, right? You watch your body change, waistline become non-existent, belly swell to bursting point and chest grow to Jordan-size proportions.
Once the baby is here, there comes a time (after the initial all-encompassing-I-don’t-care-what-I-look-like-I-just-need-some-sleeeeeep phase) when you look at your now-alien body and hanker after your pre-pregnancy figure. You have lumps where none existed, wobbly bits which once were firm and a road-map of stretch marks spanning your midriff.